Description
Carstrology is what happens when automotive wisdom, human behavior, astrology, and years of service-counter confessions collide under one very suspicious moon.
In this third book in the Car Confidential series, Shahe Koulloukian takes readers on a hilarious, revealing ride through the strange emotional universe of car ownership. This is not a traditional car book. It is not a repair manual, a horoscope column, or a lecture from a mechanic trying to scare you into an oil change. It is a behavioral owner’s manual for the person behind the wheel.
After decades in the automotive world, Shahe has seen it all: drivers who ignore warning lights until the repair bill becomes a spiritual event, customers who name their cars like family members, passengers who stomp imaginary brake pedals, and owners who defend bad financial decisions with the confidence of someone blaming Mercury retrograde.
Using zodiac signs, Chinese astrology, numerology, personality patterns, and real-world automotive experience, Carstrology explores why your car is rarely just a car. It is a mirror, a confession booth, a rolling diary, a status symbol, a coping mechanism, and sometimes a very expensive emotional support animal.
Readers will discover how their birth sign may show up in their glovebox chaos, merge-lane pettiness, gas-tank denial, climate-control wars, parking anxiety, car-name attachment, and repair decisions. Beneath the humor is a practical message: when you understand your habits, impulses, blind spots, and emotional triggers, you become a smarter, calmer, more responsible car owner.
This book helps readers laugh at themselves while learning to pause before panic-buying, overpaying, postponing maintenance, personalizing every dent, or turning a warning light into a lifestyle choice. It invites them to think clearly, spend with purpose, and take the wheel of their own behavior.
Ancient secrets you will learn:
- Automobile wisdom based on astrological signs
- Make your soul happy with the car you were born to drive
- Car astrology… from Pontiac to zodiac
- Why Chinese signs dictate your car repair budget
- How numerology and Mayan signs affect your ownership
- Where sun signs and moon cycles meet the road
Funny, sharp, surprisingly insightful, and grounded in Shahe’s decades of professional experience, Carstrology proves one thing:
Your car may have horsepower, but your personality has the keys.
Yes—shift happens.
And if everything still goes sideways, relax. Carstrology comes fully equipped with a repair pendulum chart, a Moon Cycle guide, and the 12 Car Owner Commandments—because sometimes the only thing standing between you and a bad automotive decision is divine intervention with a tire gauge.
